Monday, October 11, 2010

The Ancient hunger of Post Modernity

I am eagerly waiting for the bloody bell to ring
Can’t take another minute of her post modernity.
The room is full yet the class is so boring.

I want a break; would it be sane to scream?
I want to run with no chances of an escape
And there she goes again about those useless things.

One is copying the last day’s notes
She had bunked, typical of her.
Today she is present with me
But all this torture, isn’t affecting.

The other one sits and pays attention
She seems to have already exam tension
Now and then her pen moves over the page
How can she be so damn attentive?

One is missing, enjoying a holiday
Bloody lucky she is to have escaped
While I sit here in dismay.

The shitty clock seems to have stopped
From US now we are running wild in the Greek Collage
And a bride sitting in front of me
Damn her red sari is so funny.

But then these girls aren’t the cause of my problem
The only one on the dais needs now to step down
When will this class come to its end?
When will I be set free?
When will the vacations start?
And most importantly, when will I get to eat?

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Robot n Rajni as Chitti Rules [DOT]

I and my friends were planning a day out for a long time now. We were just waiting for the right film to release so that we can have a great girl’s day out. So finally the one movie which we were waiting for was here. But after listening to the super bad reviews we decided to try something different.

We had thought of going for a Rajnikant movie. Well obviously we were expecting complete nonsense and entertainment, typical Rajni style. We entered the theatre and saw not many people were there. Anyways nothing was going to affect a bunch of girls who just wanted to have a great time.

We all were in our seats, when the lights went out and the trailers started. It wasn’t the ones we would have liked to see, yet we were eagerly waiting for the movie to begin. The credits were now up on the screen when it flashed, presenting Superstar Rajnikant and with that went a loud shriek from our gang. We totally support the man yaar. Just look at him, acting with such a young girl and he is such a craze in South India. This guy must be doing something right for he deserves all the praise and respect from his fans.

I had recently heard that people were actually paying to just see the trailers of Robot. Yes the Robot, which took about three years of time and now, had finally hit the screens.

The storyline of the movie was very simple with a scientist devoting most of his time trying to create a human android robot which he wants to give to the Indian Army to save them from all sorts of trouble. Even after having a girlfriend like Aishwarya, who by the way is looking much better than what she usually does. This Robot, Chitti is an absolute genius. Can sing, dance, cook, fight with the crooks, save the girl, operate [by the way the child-birth scene reminded me of Three Idiots] and what not. He helps Sana [Ash] in her exams, bloody hell she cheats. :P Makes a mosquito to apologize to her. And the best part is when he fights a bunch of crooks and uses his magnetic power and almost looks like a God, when the local villagers start to worship him, it is so funny and cute at the same time.

Like any other movie, here too there was a villain, Danny Denzopa, who had a small yet important role to play. It is only because of Danny that Rajni, the scientist, tries to evoke emotions in Chitti. And successfully because of lightening, Chitti gains emotions and the predictable happens. He falls in love with Sana. After a typical triangle the scientist destroys Chitti. But because of Danny the Robot once again comes back to life, but this time with more power and evil.

It is only after this that the real action of the movie starts. The scenes and graphics used are way better than what we have seen until now in Bollywood. In fact a whole song has used beautiful computer graphics. The action scenes are marvelous, a little stretched out at the end, yet bearable. What makes it more interesting is that even though it is the typical Rajni who is performing yet this touch is missing. It is more robotic than Rajni-sh.
 
The songs, some good, some bad, some unnecessary will keep you going. But A R Rahman could have done a better job with it. Ash’s stylist worked wonders with her. Girl, you should stick with whoever it was who gave you that look in the movie. As for Rajni sir, you were way too good dear absolutely enjoyed the movie. Great work done by everyone of the unit members.

My first movie of Rajnikant was damn fun for me. Sana, my friend was there with us too, so all of us an advantage of teasing her all through the scenes, then cracking the worst of jokes. Shouting and howling whenever Rajni comes in the screen, looking all handsome. I absolutely had a great time there.

Guys I don’t know how many of you will like it, but for me and my friends it was an absolute entertainer and fultoo paisa vasool. :P

Maybe it was the company or the Sana factor, or even the Superstar Rajni factor, it has been a memorable day for all of us. And I have to say this Rajni Rules!!!


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